Spooky Houses & Stupid Bards

Approximately happened July 2015

Session 4  

Grey Fish – 4^th Level Half Orc Monk

Baphomet – 4^th Level Tiefling Warlock

Hamoot – 4^th Level Dwarf Cleric (Absent)

Thane – 4^th Level Human Rogue

Gabriel – 4^th Level Human Paladin

            Three days later the party ventured out to the Haunted House where the red cloak bandits were supposed to drop off all of their stolen loot from the town. The party was accompanied by a retarded bard whose name I already forget. As the group arrived it became clear that this house was abandoned. The bard circled the house and quickly climbed down the well he had discovered which lead to him being molested by a snake. He immediately climbed back up yelled at the rest of the group for not holding a rope or something. The paladin in the rogue entered the house through the back door and followed a trail of muddy footprints around. The party became suspicious when the footprints abruptly ending at a wall in the kitchen. The group found a secret door and entered a dark basement. Immediately a spooky ghost appeared that cause the monk and warlock to haul ass out of there. Once Grey and Baphomet came to their senses they returned and continued to explore with the group. A secret door was found and opened to a well lit room with three bandits inside. The bandits opened another secret door behind a bookshelf and attempted to flee, but the bard cast a spell and put two of the guards to sleep. The paladin, rogue, bard, and warlock gave chase to the last bandit while the monk stayed behind to “tie up” the two sleeping guards. As the group approached the room that the bandit ran into, they heard voices on the other side. Baphomet cast a spell to make his voice louder in an effort to intimidate the bandit and his friends to surrender. Unfortunately only one bandit came out and he got his throat slit by Thane.

            The fight kicked off with Baphomet casting darkness in the middle of the room. Thane and Gabriel quickly ran into cover. Now in the room the group saw two gnoll archers, two bandits, and a huge gnoll who looked like the leader. The bard cast a spell which caused the giant gnoll to fall to the floor laughing. When the warlock entered the room he threw a fire bolt at the pack lord (giant gnoll), but was then hit by a magic missile from another spell caster who was hiding behind boxes. The warlock quickly took cover in the darkness he cast earlier and threw fire bolts out of it. The paladin and rogue abused the sneak attack rules and killed the two bandits and one of the archers. The bard who was hiding at the entrance was flanked as two bandits came from behind him and the pack lord, wizard, and other archer attacked from the other side. The bard ran away and left the warlock, paladin and rogue for dead. As the bard ran away the monk finally joined the battle and immediately rolled a 1 so you can guess how that went. The wizard cast a spell to get the paladin to approach him, but the spell was negated by another spell cast by the warlock. Two of the bandits who flanked the bard earlier charged at the rogue who took allot of hits. The paladin tried to help the rouge but he slipped in grease.

How it all ended